These are things you should know about me:
1. I'm not a joiner.
2. I don't want some jealous anonymous skank pinning some doody on my wall.
3. I don't care where you are.
4. I don't care what your status is unless you're dead.
5. Google, I'm all over the first 15+ pages.
6. People know where to find me, I assure you.
7. I can't get female comics to compliment me on my blog, (they send me emails if they think it's funny, but GOD FORBID they go on the record with it.) So imagine what Facebooger will make them do.
8. (Except for Martha and Ann and Fahey and her red chair diaries, who are fairly normal comics).
9. I blog to showcase my writing and humor.
10. I got jobs off my blog.
11. What did you get off Facebooger? Old high school friends?
12. Old College friends?
13. THAT'S MY WORST NIGHTMARE.
