THEM:
My head hurts.
US:
You should take aspirin.
THEM:
It feels like it's going to explode.
US:
Or Aleve.
THEM:
My eyeballs hurt.
US:
Advil is good too.
THEM:
Maybe it's a brain tumor.
US:
Probably just a migraine.
THEM:
But it could be a brain tumor.
US:
Yes, I suppose it could.
THEM:
Oh my God you think I have a brain tumor?
US:
I'm not a doctor.
THEM:
Oh my God I have a brain tumor!
US:
If it's that bad you should go to the Emergency Room.
THEM:
What if I'm dying?
US:
We're all dying.
THEM:
But I'm dying faster because of my brain tumor.
US:
I thought this was just a headache.
THEM:
I didn't want to worry my family and friends.
US:
So you've already seen a doctor?
THEM:
No.
US:
I think you should go to a doctor just to be safe.
THEM:
My jeans are so tight they're hurting my legs.
US:
Maybe they have a brain tumor.
