The 3rd Annual Shorty Awards are over and I'd be upset about how I finished in the humor category (rigged) but I forgot all about them until today, when I saw them in my bookmark list. There were 327 official places although there were so many ties it probably comes out to about 4,637 places. (rigged)
The winner is someone named The Dark Lord. (rigged) Because I have no idea who this is I refuse to link or show a picture of them or even look up one of their "humorous" tweets because we all know how mature I am.
And speaking of maturity, I tied for 193th place with Homer Simpson and an 11 year old. (rigged)
In the name of good sportsmanship I'd like to point out that the 11 year old can't spell for shit.
The winner is someone named The Dark Lord. (rigged) Because I have no idea who this is I refuse to link or show a picture of them or even look up one of their "humorous" tweets because we all know how mature I am.
And speaking of maturity, I tied for 193th place with Homer Simpson and an 11 year old. (rigged)
In the name of good sportsmanship I'd like to point out that the 11 year old can't spell for shit.
193rd Place Homer J Simpson I work at a nuclear power plant. Married with two kids and a baby.
Suzy Soro I've been on Seinfeld and Curb. These are old credits but that's the way the career crumbles. I'm a comic. You're not.
NoahDanial I'm 11 years old, I like the summer and winter, But I hate going outsite when It's cold, I like Kool-aid singles and goldfish, Follow me please and thanks. :)
View nominations for Homer J Simpson - 16 votes in humor 1 vote in celebrity (tie)
View nominations for Suzy Soro - 13 votes in humor (tie)
NoahDanial I'm 11 years old, I like the summer and winter, But I hate going outsite when It's cold, I like Kool-aid singles and goldfish, Follow me please and thanks. :)
View nominations for NoahDanial - 13 votes in humor (tie)
