Any marks you see on the shirt are from my camera, not the shirt or my aforementioned retardation. I don't think aforementioned is even a word from this century, if indeed it's a word at all. I have no time to look this up as I am OBSESSED and FOCUSED on that little indent on my left arm. Actually it's a large indent and from my chair it looks like the Mississippi River coursing through my fat deposits which any FOOL can see. I'm also not good at cropping photos.
The shirts are coal black with Hollywood in White and the rest in Yellow and Orangey-Red. They are Gildan's Ultra 100% Cotton. And they stretch, which is why I bought them. Machine wash warm in like colors, inside out, and tumble dry warm, which I think is Spanish for there could be shrinkage if you machine dry hot.I have them in S, M (which I'm wearing in this picture) L, XL, XXL and XXXL. I'm going to the Post Office sometime this week to weigh them so I can give you guys a great deal and eat the postage myself. And by Eating The Postage I mean Eating The Cupcakes. Which reminds me, I have to go to Sprinkles and buy some. I blame you all for this.
End of chat.
