When someone gets one of my tee shirts I ask them to take a picture of themselves and send it to me so I can stick them on my sidebar for a month of free advertising.
Some people apparently don't understand what I mean when I say "picture of themselves." Like this
person, although to be fair they may not have looked in a mirror recently.

So if you want to get a month's free advertising then buy a teeshirt! Although it's obviously not totally free advertising since the teeshirt cost $20.00 and you have to buy it. Unless you want to try and steal it then good luck with that.