If you've been reading me for a while, you'll remember the Suicidal Bear from the 12 Pets of Christmas Contest of 2007.
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I'd only been blogging a little over a year back then and mistakenly thought that I'd get HUNDREDS of entries in this contest.
I was wrong.
So my friend McLoserstene and I desperately cobbled together the teddy bear I got as a kid, Christmas ornaments we both had and McLoserstene's fake gun. The bear is wearing my Chanel eyeglasses. And I never told anyone I made it myself.
This photo? STILL NOT THE WINNER.