I’m half French and speak it and in French douche means ‘shower.’ So whenever I hear someone call another person a ‘douche.” I always think, Yeah, that’s brutal, dude. You shower.”
So I have to say douche bag. Which I quite enjoy.
And yes, the French bathe regularly and shave their armpits. I've been insulted by this lame prevarication since MIDDLE SCHOOL. It's what people do, bring others down to make themselves feel better.
Man, I have no idea how Polacks got through life. Now if you don't mind I'm going to watch a special on Yanni and the Baby Jesus. Because I'm out of Xanax.
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