This is one of the chairs in the waiting room of my shrink's office. It's a deep chocolate brown and the seat has beautiful cracks in it. The arms have been purposely beached to make it look old. Only some of the yellowed parts of the arms have perfectly symmetrical little round dots on it, which makes me think it was done by someone who wasn't as anal-retentive as I am and didn't pay attention to the droplets.
I always sit in it and then try to figure out how to steal it.
This might possibly explain why I'm in therapy.
End of chat.