Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Lindy's Place

Guess who has more money, me or my sister Lindy, who lives here on the Pacific Ocean? Here's a hint, it's not me. It was so windy I couldn't a good view of her entire outfit. When I said "Get rid of the dog" she understood "Pick up the dog." If I hadn't been available she would have taken that dog as her Plus One. The skirt was black and wide white side stripes with a handkerchief hem she bought in Paris and the top was an asymmetrical black strapless top. The evening wrap I bought her and should have kept for myself. But since she always dresses so "California" she has no idea how to dress for an evening event unless cargo pants and flip flops are involved. Then I made her put on a black leather biker cuff and she nearly stroked out. Color, pattern, texture, accessories. Always accessorize, that's what my French mother taught me. Obviously Lindy is adopted.

I've put this polka dot top on this blog before. But this time I wore it with a black padded strapless Victoria's Secret bra that made me a triple EEE and because of that the diamond buttons made the blouse keep popping open. I collect pearls so I'm usually wearing some variation of them. At a gas station I had to ask an Asian woman to REACH into my car and button up my blouse and rearrange some black and white pearls for me. Gee, SHE wasn't terrified. It's a good thing I'm not shy.

I had to borrow one of my sister's black strapless bras which I've decided to keep because I'm the oldest. I'm so glad I didn't have brothers. How do you convert a jock stap into a bra? EXACTLY.
This a a view of the Ocean and the Pacific Coast Highway, also known as PCH, from the deck of Lindy's pool.
Two views from the park in front of her building.

A view of the condos from inside the pool area.

These people thought they had a great deal going on. Condos that faced the heated pool AND the Pacific Ocean. Then they couldn't get out fast enough on the lower floors because they forgot that children in a pool and parents yelling at them does not make a relaxing atmosphere at $2000+ a month.

The people on the upper levels were persuaded to jump to their deaths from a tenant's sister.

Tyra Banks used to live here with her boyfriend. After I talked to her I saw her head for the roof.

End of chat.
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